You should never ever doubt what nobody is sure about.

Yes, they gave us an even WORSE CHOICE! Keep'em comin....grrrrr

This kinda reminds me of the last Presidental election.

(Today's character vote on GameFaqs.com)



Shittier VS Shittier

S'right ladies and gentlemen, its Thursday...and all I want to do is...

Dance

"BEES! BEES!"

DANCE


DANCE!!!

YOU MUST WATCH THIS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4qdX6_9XgI

ENJOY.

1.YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)
Snowball Beech(oh jesus christ...)

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on mother's side first name, favorite candy)
Charles Ruth (Baby Ruth)

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
T-Jas

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal, name of high school)
Bear Viking (the hell is that?!)

5. YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME: (name of dad/mom, cell phone Company you use):
Theresa Cingular (That's f*cking retarded.)

7. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (daily prescription medicine, make of car)
Ibuprofen Nissan

8. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, street you grew up on):
David Sherman (This was my original porn name growing up)

9. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (first word you see on your left, favorite restaurant)
March Golden China (More of the stupid.)

10. YOUR KUNG FU NAME: (favorite animal, favorite mineral)
Rhino Emerald (ok, i'm done...)

Haven't done a review since Kong, and I can't remember the last time I did a video game review despite the fact that I've bought a few games since my last VG review. So time for another two-fer and these two go together very nicely.


Also available on PS2.
( Black Review )

Now back to the movies...


( Movie Review )

That's right true believers! It has been a while, and its THURSDAY!!!

and all I want to do is...

Dance



DANCE
<---Wow...that's repulsive.


DANCE!!!


Plus, I'm bored at work, so time for a quiz, or ( survey )

This has to do with our absolute brilliant president.

In these times of awareness, paranoia, and to an extent fear the security in our lives has become more thorough. It may be to an agitating degree but deep down we are glad and happy to oblige.

Then the president drops trou, hovers over our chest and just proceeds to deliver the meanest, steamiest, just most horrific Cleveland Steamer on the American people since his...re-election.

HOW THE HELL CAN YOU POSSIBLY GIVE ANY, ANY, COMPANY OUT OF THE U.A.E. THE SECURITY CONTRACT TO 3 OF THE EASTERN SEABOARDS BIGGEST SEAPORTS!!!

If I was gonna give a security plan to a single seaport, it would be within our own boarders AND it would have to be between two companies that have nothing to do with each other. Two separate companies means its done twice and since they have nothing to do with each other, both searches were genuine. No shared data. I'm saying keep our security within our own country, let alone a possible haven for terrorists. In fact, two of the hijackers from 9-11 were from the U.A.E. Whether they were Arabian, Spanish, Chinese, whatever, common sense would tell you NOT TO GIVE A SECURITY CONTRACT TO THE SAME FUCKING COUNTRY THAT THEY WERE FOUND TO COME FROM!!!

This is a Samoan Sunglasses to the American people in 2 ways that I can at least think of.
(1) You just proved, without any shadow of a fucking doubt, that you are getting mass profit from Arabian oil companies. How did this security contract debacle prove that? As with all political elections, when and if you are elected you owe FAVORS.
(2) You really don't care for the people at all. You'd put personal profit over millions of people's safety. Why should you? You can't be re-elected (thank christ) again, so you might as well milk and disgrace that White House cow for all its got and split.

1 year, 10 months, and 7 days left of this shit...

After you die... the Beetlejuice Waiting Room After death, you will end up in an overcrowded waiting room sitting beside Beetlejuice. You've been given the number 736 076 827 378 919 023, but they are currently serving number 3. Good Luck.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Wow, there's a lot to look forward to. Oh question...Aren't Hell and Purgatory the same thing?

Complete sincerity: You believe in being

straightforward with others, and you expect

the same from them. People would consider you

a good listener, and one who is calm and

mostly serious.


Which Characteristic From the Samurai Code Matches You Best? (You may find out your best trait)
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For those who forgot the first line I posted here...

"If your shit looks like it'd be delicious on ice cream, you have a cold."

Now I give you...

"No chick wants to suck a dick that smells like a reuben."

=UPDATE=

I just found this, and laughed for like 45 minutes.

http://aotsgasm.ytmnd.com/

Enjoy.

Its 2006! Its bad enough that meteorologists can't predict or forecast the weather with the technology that we have today, but we still have this stupid tradition of pulling a rodent out of the ground and checking to see if he sees his shadow.

Well, for those who care (cause I don't to an extent) the furry prick saw his shadow...again. Can anyone remember a year where this thing didn't see it. Even if it didn't one year, please look up the record for the remainder of the winter after that. I'm sure it was just as cold and awful as it would've been if the thing did see it.

Morons...

Over the past month I've tried to maintain an aquarium. Its only a 10 tank and had...yes HAD (which I will get to) 7 fish and a snail.

Before I hear the criticisim, yes I did feed the feed and clean the water every two weeks. Within the past two week, 4 of my fish had bit the big one. I go get the water tested...and come to find out...

- The pH is fine.
- The Ammonia level was deadly...its supposed to be 3ppm highest. It was...15.
- Now there's a fungal problem, which I don't understand cause I clean the water. Although I just bought a better filter a few days ago.

Not only do I suck ass at fishing, apparently I can't even maintain a fish tank. I still have 3 fish and the snail left. Perhaps I should just leave it at that.

And now time for the obiligatory quiz part of this entry...

You scored as Blade. Due to the fact that his mother was bitten by a vampire while giving birth to him, Blade was born with an enzyme in his bloodstream that came from the vampire's own blood. As a result, Blade is immune to the supernatural effects of vampire bites: a vampire's bite would cause him no more ill effects than a similar injury caused by other means </td> Blade 80% Spider-Man 65% Wolverine 65% Professor X 65% DareDevil 50% The Hulk 45% What Marvel Hero would you be? created with QuizFarm.com

Wow, it just speaks for itself...

Many iconic heroes have undergone image changes. Supes, Bats, Wolverine, Daredevil (remember that black, gray, and red suit), and Spidey. Why would they mess with him again.



I'm kinda torn on this one. I like it, but I'm so ol'skool Spidey that I really can't fully except it.

<td>
According to the Movies.com Which Movie Star Are You Like? quiz, you're:

Gwyneth Paltrow



You've got pedigree and class, that's for sure. But despite your distinguished upbringing, you've built your adult life around proving yourself to doubters while tossing in surprises, such as marrying a rock star and naming your kid after a fruit. You might have settled down a bit, but you can still stir up some buzz.

Take this quiz at Movies.com </td>

Since "The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess" has been delayed till April, I needed to look elsewhere for my adventure game fix. Eventually I found this, which is a game if been waiting for years to come out.



By waiting for years for this game, I'll explain. No stages, no temples, no puzzles, and no mini-games, and NO LEVELING UP in between bosses. This game is purely boss fights. However, all the elements that temples, mini-games, and other textbook scenerios are incorporated into each boss fight. Which colossus is your next target is determined by holding your sword in the sunlight, depending on where you look a beam of light will show you your general direction. While fighting a colossus, this light beam also shows you its vital spot(s).

The first colossus you find, you approach from behind. You need to get its attention. You figure out how to accomplish this via your weaponry (which you start with a sword and a bow & arrow, which is also all you will get/need) or the environment.

The graphics are SPECTACULAR! I can't remember when was the last time I saw graphics like this on a PS2, maybe the Resident Evil 4 port is the only thing that comes close. You can get lost in just looking upon the horizon and taking in all the scenery. This game has a very nice Zelda-ish/LOTRish look and feel to it.

The music is great, but you only hear it during fights. While exploring normally, you only hear the gallop of your horse and maybe other environmental sounds. The closer you get to next target, the more you hear the score. The music also changes as you fight each colossus. Between approaching, climbing, and attacking it you heard 2-4 different appropriate scores.

Graphics - 10/10
Sound - 9/10
Controls - 7/10 (The horse sometimes will annoy you.)
Replay - 6/10

OVERALL - 8/10

You scored as Colossus. Colossus is the strongest X-Man physically. His love for his family and his sister Illiana make him strong. Although he can be prone to fits of rage, he has a big heart under that organic steel skin. Powers: Can change his skin into organic steel making him nearly invunerable and exponentially increasing his strength </td> Colossus 80% Jean Grey 70% Cyclops 70% Storm 70% Wolverine 70% Beast 65% Emma Frost 65% Iceman 55% Rogue 55% Gambit 50% Nightcrawler 30% Most Comprehensive X-Men Personality Quiz 2.0 created with QuizFarm.com

I'm actually kinda surprised that Wolverine was lower than I thought he'd be. I figure he would've been 2nd choice. Nice to see that if I can't be "heavy metal" I have the phoenix next in line.

I just came back with my dad from what is considered one of the year's best films. Considering I've really been slacking in the reviews lately, I'll bring it back with none other than KONG!



First thing I must say about this movie was the setting(s) were great. Granted that they were mostly CG, but as Lucas has shown us, CG is easily f'ed up. The depiction of early 1930's (I'm guessing) NYC was really awesome, as well as the terrain and ruins of Skull Island. The film is 187 minutes long and I have to admit, does feel like two different films glued together. I'm not saying that the film isn't consistent, it is. Kong doesn't appear in the film until about 90 minutes in.

When Kong does show up, it is a site to be seen. This movie is going to lose quite a bit of excitement if you're gonna see it for the first time on DVD. All movies to an extent do this, but more so for this movie. The action scenes whether involving Kong or the dinosaurs were incredible.

The drama between Naomi Watts and Kong was very heartwarming. This was a little depressing, only cause you (we) know how this is gonna end. But the body language used, and laughter (including from Kong himself) weren't obscene or stupid. Nothing like that ass-ness that was in Congo were "Amy" could communicate with the same 3 movements and create multiple paragraphs.

All in all, this is a great update of an American classic. Hats off to Peter Jackson. I look forward to your next one.

OVERALL - 9/10